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Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

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Welcome to Chanterelle’s, a place with no morels! In Chanterelle's the walls are grubby, the drinks are muddy and the mushroom performers will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Queer Comedy Club Bi-Curious George is a drag king whose work centres around queer ecology – or in layman’s terms, queer animals. Think intersex snails, gay giraffes and transgender fish. He spends an unusual amount of time doing research into animal mating so that you don’t have to. Next time someone brings out that age-old idea that homosexuality or gender-queerness is ‘unnatural’, you’ll have an entire arsenal of extraordinary facts at your disposal.

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Expect music, cabaret, comedy, drag artists and talks alongside a sprinkling of queer joy, surrounded by some of the world’s rarest and most endangered plants. Unbeknowist to the Man with the Yellow Hat, George and Hundley had built a lair deep underneath his house. Using the Man with the Yellow Hat's credit card numbers and his identity to pay for the torture devices in the lair, Curious George began plotting against the Man with the Yellow Hat, and finally carried out his plans against him one night.The illustrations are just as funny as the text. They’re done in the style of the Margaret and H.A. Rey books, but changed to be…more appropriate to the book, meaning not very appropriate. I don’t think he’s eating the banana… They are full of entertaining details, like the ship full of seamen being named the S.S. Cher, or the man dangling from a window in his underwear while another cross-looking man can be seen inside the apartment, or that every able-bodied seaman looking for George seems to need to bend over.

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Hi George, tell us all about your new show described as a “raucous romp through the animal kingdom, queerest kingdom of them all”. For a parody to work, I think, the language has to roughly approximate the comprehension level of the original, and this one strays a bit from that with some more elaborate words. I would have liked a little more of the stylish and genteel aspects of gay life parodied from George's perspective, rather than the seedier and edgier stuff, which made for more obvious, but cruder, humor. George does get carried around in a man purse at one point, which was fun. Charlie Wood is an artist and performer, founder of Miss Ellaneous cabaret night for weirdos, runner-up of Not Another Drag Competition 2022 and star of Charlie Wood Tries Very Hard to Improve the World.Although his life was seemingly prosperous, George always maintained a strong addiction to pornography, cocaine, and beating mentally challenged students on recess at local schools. Due to these unfortunate facts, he eventually lost control and was fired from The Safari Strip Club ten years after his career began. For the next eight years, George was homeless on the streets of New York. In New york, he met up with Hundley. He and Hundley decided to rob a bank in 2006, which lead to Hundley getting shot 129 times in his testicles and his face with a 10 gauge semiautomatic shotgun, leaving George alone to commit his crimes. Catch Beau Jangles (he/him) at Queer Nature After Hours singing songs of lament, love, capitalism and…. Little Shop of Horrors. Allow yourself to be seduced by this time travelling, suave and sultry king of the 1940s. But remember, Beau is no shrinking violet! Bi-Curious George This is an inclusive evening for over 18’s only. Come along to experience Kew as you have never seen it before, After Hours.

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A newly discovered picture of Curious George (taken in late 2004) clearly shows that he's doing great. Our first view of George sees him living free and happy within a commune in North Africa, where he performs for money to passing tourists. One day a group of swarthy looking men buy him drinks, and after a short time he wakes up gagged with a burlap bag over his head. After a lengthy sea voyage George finds himself living in a cellar in New York, where he gets into a number of jolly japes with a selection of visitors to his dungeon. Today we’re joined for a piexlated pint by the Drag King Bi-Curious George, our very own David Attenborough of the queer jungle, putting on Queer Planet at VAULT Festival next month. The show takes a kaleidoscopic look at the queer relations and expressions of animals in the jungle. The show is described as a celebration of all things queer, so we sat down with George to talk all things Queer Planet. The Man with the Yellow Hat remained blissfully unaware of Curious George's evil...his obliviousness would lead to his demise. Pilot episode of the tv series in which George gets abducted and fondled by the man in the yellow hat.This lost episode takes place in China as The man searches for Pandas. George gets jealous and on the advice of Hundley travels to china to reunite with the man in the yellow hat, but is horrified to find him having sex with the Male Panda. In revenge George shoots him. Haha okay let me just clear up the fact that I only had this read to me because one of my friends got it for his birthday as a joke so yeah.

Bi-Curious George – HarperCollins Bi-Curious George – HarperCollins

Join Timberlina (they/them) as they host a series of irreverent performance rituals celebrating the healing powers of queer nature. These rituals will draw on ideas around gardening history and permaculture, inviting you to embrace your eco-anxiety, release your rage and summon your innate queer power. Auntie Maureen In much the same way that Adam Mansbach's "Go The F*K To Sleep" isn't meant for children, neither is "Bi-Curious George." Curious George is the protagonist of a series of popular children's books by the same name, written by Hans Aloveryer and his wife Bernard. The books feature a bi-curious chimp named George, who is brought from his home in Africa by The Man with the PVC Gimp Mask to live with him in his cellar.I’m just really excited to see how it all comes together. I’ve put so much love and care into this show and it is so dependant on the audience and their response and energy, I just want to get in there and start playing! One of the main things I love about cabaret and drag is that it’s a conversation – it’s dynamic and the audience are part of it. It’s sort of hard to picture what it will all look like before it actually happens and I’m really excited to feel it falling into place.”

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